Verily I say unto thee, that Roy Schestowitz spake thusly:
> Lawyers want Windows Update used to push 'Vista Capable' lawsuit
> notices
"You've got ... class action."
To: Valued Microsoft Customers
From: Microsoft
Subject: Sorry, we lied. Vista is *not* "capable".
Greetins,
I am Chief Mubambo Chitiwanga, who act for Microsoft to say sorry on
behave of them for Vista. Vista suck, we know, but we need for money
so we say it "capable" and bribe many OEM for "recommendation". Then
our valued customers feel sad and go to justice for money back, plus
they wish for punishing too, and soon I go to gwantanemo for stoning
and bites by rabid dogs. I sacrifise much for my beloved company.
Now we give you opertunity for punishing us, by call to freephone or
writting letter, so you can join our action. First to join we need a
deposit of $100 for admin fees and registrashion, then we send you a
letter of joining and note for money from our fund. To claim this by
person in court you might want to give evidense of how bad Vista is,
and express sadnes about your feeling of dissapointment in your loss
of good softwares from us, if main head of justice say you to speak.
Also please send recent fax of passport and credit card for prooving
identity to us as real customer of Vista along with wire transfer of
this $100 to Western Union, so we can prossess the aplication quick.
We give you KB artical on our Website for you referense:
http://support.micrsoft.com/kb/410221 (Vista Sucks - Update).
We push this update by stealth to you PC in nighttime while you sleep
so not disturbe you, and ready for infesting during early morning, as
you drink coffee and breakfast. It has many good inspirashion for any
points you need to sue us, so please understand carefully and read.
Deploying is ottomatic and spreading fast to other valued customers I
get to click on link, so soon you have big family of freinds to help,
and all together you can sue us. Is nice and friendy.
Thanks you valued customer for support during this time.
Best,
Chief Mubambo Chitiwanga
Microsoft
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